Tosspots get their frisbees out
THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain’s tosspots have confirmed.
The bellends, who will pretend that hurling the frisbee is a proper game with points and winners, are hoping to ruin the day of up to 100 other people.
Tosspot Tom Booker, said: “We just love throwing this thing back and forward, laughing too loudly at nothing and stampeding through picnics.
“Kids try to join in and we don’t let them, it occasionally goes into traffic which we hold up, and if you’re an attractive woman then the centre of our ‘game’ will gravitate towards you.”
Fellow bellend Nathan Muir, added: “We shout ‘DUDE!’ right in the faces of people trying to have a sandwich. It’s tremendous fun.”