Saturday, 15th August 2020

Man joins gym to shed personality

A MAN has joined the gym with the aim of shedding as much of his personality as possible.

Julian Cook has noticed his character is bloated and unattractive as he hit his mid-30s and decided to do something about it.

He said: “I was in denial for quite a while, But eventually I realised that I had developed a bit too much personality.

“There are obviously a few ways of doing this, I could have started doing yoga or joined a running club. But in the end the most efficient way was to join the gym.

“Some of the weights boys have absolutely no personality whatsoever. It's like standing by rocks.”

Cook's personal trainer Nikki Hollis said: “He’ll get out what he puts in. If he commits to going to the gym at least four times a week then I can guarantee he will be a dreary tw*t by Christmas.”