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NHS To Use Staples For Everything

THE National Health Service is to start using staples for everything, doctors confirmed last night.

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Music To Stay Exactly The Same Forever

POPULAR music is to remain exactly as it is for ever and ever after Oasis were named best band at last night's NME awards.

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