THE National Health Service is to start using staples for everything, doctors confirmed last night.
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NHS To Use Staples For Everything
Music To Stay Exactly The Same Forever
POPULAR music is to remain exactly as it is for ever and ever after Oasis were named best band at last night's NME awards.
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