Thing is, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow, say doctors

YOU never know what’s going to happen so you might as well eat a load of crisps, doctors said last night.

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Liverpool to experiment with 0-11-0 formation

KENNY Dalglish is hoping to improve Liverpool’s fortunes next season by fielding a side comprising entirely of midfielders.

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