Ayia Napa ravers urged to large it

CYPRUS has pinned its economic hopes on the ravers of Ayia Napa. 

After plans for a savings tax proved unpopular, the government of Cyprus will introduce a 10% levy on every pill sold in its coastal party resort.

A Cypriot government spokesman said: “We need tourists and locals alike to come out and start having it fucking large.

“I say Ayia, you say Napa! And so forth.”