Brexit rebranded as Bring Back Duty Free

THE Brexit campaign is receiving record backing from the public after being rebranded as Bring Back Duty Free. 

Headed by Nigel Farage, familiar to Southerners as the face of Nifty Nige’s Calais Booze Cruise in the 1990s, the campaign has won the support of 97 per cent of the population in a single day.

Farage said: “Various people — politicians, academics, that bloke at work who watches Newsnight — are trying to make this whole referendum seem complicated.

“When really, the question being asked is ‘Would you like to come home from holidays on the continent with lots of lovely cheap alcohol?’

“Not just alcohol, of course. Fags, perfume, Toblerones, even sunglasses. So if you’re sick of watching selfish long-haulers fill the overhead lockers with loot, vote duty free on June 23.”

Nail artist Donna Sheridan said: “Finally, someone’s explaining this referendum to the British public in terms they can understand.

“Also if we make Scotland independent we can get duty free from there. We’ll do that next.”