HILLARY Clinton’s illness and Donald Trump’s improving poll ratings have led to a global upsurge in thinking happy thoughts about lovely things.
Millions of people around the world are to spend the day dreaming of sunlit alpine meadows and crystal clear mountain streams.
Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “I am emerging from a forest into a clearing that is scattered with fragrant wildflowers.
“It is silent, perfect and forever beyond the reach of a dangerous imbecile who wants to turn it into a golf course surrounded by a massive wall.”
Mr Logan spoke while pushing his way onto a packed commuter train full of glassy-eyed people with placid smiles.
He added: “Look! A fawn!”