THE European Union has praised Britain for the calm, efficient way it has dealt with Brexit.
European leaders and EU officials stressed that negotiating with their British counterparts was always a joy because they show such maturity, intelligence and organisation.
A French government spokesman said: “We’re sure that if and when you actually have a government and a prime minister everything will be fine.
“I have no doubt your parliament will then ratify any agreements, assuming it hasn’t resigned en masse and emigrated to New Zealand.”
A Labour Party spokesman said: “This is my first day. I seem to be the only person here. How does this work? Do you ask me questions?”
Meanwhile, a Downing Street spokesman said: “I don’t care about anything anymore.”