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Everyone finally understands big nuclear thing

THE big nuclear thing in Japan finally made sense today after some people said it was now the same number as something you have heard of.

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Lehmann celebrates win by fighting alligator

MIGHTY goalkeeper Jens Lehmann has marked his return to English football by fighting an alligator in his Gothic mansion.

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