PRESIDENT Trump has asserted that not only does hydroxychloroquine make him immune to the coronavirus, it grants him the power of flight.
The president claims to have been taking the anti-malaria drug for a week-and-a-half and said that on Sunday he hit a golf ball into the Earth’s ionosphere then flew faster than the speed of sound to catch it.
He continued: “Also I can see through walls now. Straight through. It’s like they’re not there. And the things I can see, believe me.
“Not medically recommended? I knew you’d say that, because I can prophesy the future. Boy, you look dumb when the facts come out about this stuff. I’m laughing because I just watched you getting fired next year.
“My hands emit a kind of blue energy that’s completely clean. It’s beautiful. I travel through time now. I just dated Cleopatra while my other body was building a golf course on Mars.
“All Americans should take hydroxychloroquine. That’s not an order but it’s an order. We’ll all be cured and I’ll do very well in the election. Now I’m going to fly into the sun. Okay? Okay.”
Fox News anchor Nikki Hollis said: “So that’s all true. Next: why the coronavirus is microscopic Obama.”