Melania to redecorate North Korea
MELANIA Trump is to put her interior design skills to good use by redecorating North Korea, it has been confirmed.
A White House spokesman said: “Anyone who happens to remember the White House Christmas decorations will know that Melania has a real eye for tasteful design. The brief that year was ‘sterile dystopian hellscape’ and she delivered flawlessly.
“Given that North Korea already has a fairly minimalist vibe, Melania’s going to go for something a little different.
“She’s already created mood boards full of pastels, which should really given the North Korean people a feast for the eyes even if they’re a bit short of actual food. If that doesn’t work, she’s also got some pretty awesome geodes.”
Melania Trump confirmed she is “very excited” that the job involves relocating to North Korea.