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Putin to keep Snowden as pet

VLADIMIR Putin has agreed to give Edward Snowden asylum if he can parade him around on a lead. 

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Weirdo bombarding Disney with Star Wars ideas actually George Lucas

THE ‘mentally ill’ man sending hundreds of bizarre Star Wars ideas to Disney is actually George Lucas, it has emerged.

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