DONALD Trump is currently hiding from the media as if he owes them two months’ rent money, it has been confirmed.
Trump, who is the first president since a nearly assassinated Ronald Reagan to boycott the White House Correspondents’ dinner, is thought to be hiding underneath his bed and shushing his kids whenever the door bell rings.
A senior source said: “They mainly knock between nine and five, so there’s no chance of him opening the door then.
“If it’s late then it’s usually just Steve Bannon asking if he can borrow a shovel and can Mr Trump say that ‘the two of them have been playing chess all night’.”
Mr Trump said: “I’m not hiding from the press, I’m hiding from fake news. There is a very subtle and unprovable difference between the two.”