By Joe Turner III, swamp boat operator
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What it's like in Britain, by a MAGA American who's never been
Super-organised man has laminated wank bank
A MAN who organises his life with military precision has a laminated printout of favourite masturbation fantasies working on a 21-day rotating schedule.
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