THE Winter Olympics has switched its focus from sport to softcore pornography.
As photos of female athletes naked except for skis and hats continue to emerge, organisers said today’s scheduled events were being postponed for the production of a Razzle magazine ‘Snow Crumpet’ special.
A Winter Olympics spokesman said: “We’ve concluded that female nudity is, and will always be, more popular than curling.
“But the pictures will be really nice and tasteful, on the theme of ‘lesbian snowball fight’. With professional make-up artists to make the girls feel a million dollars.”
He added: “Reaching for the top shelf in your newsagent is both great exercise and symbolises the Olympic spirit of striving for the pinnacle.”