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World clubbing together to buy Trump an overseas territory to shut him up

THE world is trying to decide on an overseas territory it can award to Trump to satisfy his ambition to acquire one during his second term. 

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Throuples are solution to cost of living crisis

YOUNG Britons are entering into three-way romantic and sexual relationships because they are a great way to keep rent and bills down. 

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