Family admits ‘staycation’ was incredibly stupid idea

A FAMILY who thought it would be fun to stay home instead of going away on holiday has admitted it was a shit idea.

The Palmers, from Stevenage, were just two days into their summer ‘staycation’ when they realised they should have gone to Spain, France or Cornwall like normal, vaguely intelligent people.

Mrs Palmer said: “The idea was to spend some quality family time together without the hassle of going away. What a prize fucking idiot I truly am.

“I wish I was drunk. On a beach.

“On my own.”

Mr Palmer said: “I have made a big salad. I have cycled along a woodland trail. I have been to Blenheim Palace.

“I was incredibly drunk and wearing shorts while doing all of those things, but it’s still a lot of piss.”