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Flint-faced seaside landladies rubbing hands together at jet fuel shortage

SCOWLING landladies of unwelcoming bed-and-breakfasts at windswept British seaside resorts are looking forward to resenting you this summer. 

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Being gifted £5 million the only thing Farage has done that isn't newsworthy

PRIVATELY receiving £5 million from a crypto billionaire is the one thing Nigel Farage has done the media has deemed to be a non-story. 

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