Wednesday, 30th September 2020

Parents spend shitloads on trampoline so kids can play on it for two f**king days

A COUPLE spent 200 quid on a trampoline only for their kids to get bored of it after two f**king days.   

Donna and Iain Sheridan invested in the expensive toy without realising that their pathetic children would give up after as few as 50 bounces.

Donna said: “Two days after we gave it to them, we noticed they’d stopped jumping on it. I’d assumed they’d be bouncing away and not pestering me well into their teenage years. 

“They were bored of it, apparently. For 200 pounds I want them bouncing until they bleed. Ungrateful bastards.”

Iain added: “We’ve tried telling them how lucky they are to have this expensive toy in their garden but they do not give a shit.  

“We’ve had to start bribing them to play on it so it’s not a waste of money. I gave my daughter a pack of chocolate digestives to bounce for half an hour this morning. I am not proud of myself.”