Three quarter length trouser wearers wish their shins weren't exposed
PEOPLE who wear three quarter length trousers admit it would be better if their shins were not exposed all the time.
Fashion victims have finally conceded that perhaps it would be more sensible to wear shorts or trousers instead of a garment that does not fulfil the needs of either.
Stephen Malley said: “It’s hard to believe but walking around with your shins out doesn’t feel as good as it looks.
“If it’s warm you’ll want to roll them up over your kneecaps, and if it’s cold you’ve no choice but to pull your socks up weirdly high to shield your legs from the elements.
“I’ll sound mad for saying this but maybe they should extend all the way down to your ankles like regular trousers.
“After all, you wouldn’t be seen dead in a t-shirt that comes to just past your elbows unless you had literally nothing else to wear, so why do trousers get to break the rules?”
He added: “Looks like I’ll have to change into my leather pants to try and claw back some dignity.”