THE three for £10 Toblerone deal in airport shops is now the only reason anyone flies, experts have confirmed.
The opportunity to buy the giant confectionery is the only possible justification for enduring an airport, queueing repeatedly and going through insane security checks.
Holidaymaker Nikki Hollis said: “Triangular chocolate just tastes better. And it’s great how it’s three for £10 because you basically have to buy three giant golden bars, like amazing, heavy ingots.
“Anyone who only bought one for £4.99 would be insane.”
When asked where she was flying on holiday, she replied: “Oh, two milk and a white, I think. Unless these fruit and nut ones are good.”
Airline officials have confirmed that half of all the weight in airplane luggage is comprised of the nubbly Swiss chocolate.
A spokesperson said: “For greater efficiency, we’re launching a new fleet of long, triangular airplanes. The planes won’t work properly, but it doesn’t matter.”