By Jordan Gardner, rattus norvegicus and father of 70
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Why I'm leaving overcrowded London for good, by a rat
How to survive if JK Rowling comes after you on Twitter
JK ROWLING has accused Emma Watson of being ‘ignorant of how ignorant she is’ in a lengthy screed on X, formerly Twitter. It could be you next. Be ready to take these actions:
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