A WOMAN eating 360g of chocolate in one sitting foolishly believes the action doesn’t reflect her overall life choices.
Charlotte Phelps began eating the gargantuan snack at a rate of almost one triangle per minute whilst watching Eastenders, but maintains she isn’t usually the sort of person who does things like this.
Phelps said: “On this occasion I’m going to eat the whole Toblerone instead of giving it to my aunt for her birthday like I told myself I would when I bought it. But this isn’t a regular pattern of behaviour.
“Now I’ve started, I might as well eat every single piece. Otherwise it would just be cluttering up the fridge, when I need the space for all the vegetables I’m definitely going to buy tomorrow.
“I don’t think this one incident defines me. For example, I bought a new sports bra last month, which demonstrates my commitment to health and fitness even though I haven’t done any exercise in it yet.
“I’ll just polish off the rest of this bottle of wine and get an early night by falling asleep on the sofa in my clothes. I wouldn’t usually, but it saves my mum having to wash the sheets too often. I’m thoughtful like that.”