YOUNG people are adept at watching two different genres of pornography simultaneously on separate devices, it has emerged.
Gen-Zers have confirmed they are perfectly capable of keeping track of anal playing on a laptop while also following a MILF and stepson video on their phone.
Joshua Hudson, aged 19, said: “I’ve been using multiple screens at once my whole life. The fact that people watch porn for the singleminded purpose of reaching orgasm is no reason for me to concentrate on one thing at a time.
“In fact, I get bored if I try to sit through an entire two-minute long supercut of money shots, and have to have something else on as well in an attempt to satisfy my chronically stunted attention span.
“If my parents are out I’ll also put another video on the telly. It can be tricky trying to juggle a phone, laptop, the TV remote and my penis, but I’m getting pretty good at that now. It’s multitasking, isn’t it? And that’s a transferable skill.”
Hudson’s father Martin said: “We know he does it and that it’s just a healthy part of growing up.
“I just wish he’d remember to change the settings so he doesn’t accidentally cast Squirtwoman 3 to the living room TV when we’re trying to watch The Repair Shop.”
