PUBLIC figures that never shut up have been given their own TV channel where they can talk endlessly about being silenced.
The marginalised journalists, politicians and celebrities had previously only been able to speak about having no voice in newspaper columns, social media and regular slots on Question Time.
GB News viewer Nathan Muir said: “Wokeness has gone mad. When Andrew Neil voluntarily quit the BBC, all he had was The Daily Mail, The Spectator and his Twitter account to speak through. It’s not right.
“So I’m glad there’s finally a television channel devoted to him and those like him where they can make shows that are totally unbiased yet still strangely resonate only with perpetually furious gammon like me.
“If I were to think a bit harder I might suspect something doesn’t ring true about a channel funded by international investment firms being the voice of the ordinary British person.
“And I might also wonder whether people corralling themselves into one place where they can easily be switched off would be a worse way to get their voices heard then appearing across a wide range of media outlets.
“But I don’t like thinking, so I’ll just enjoy the puce-faced shouting instead.”
