A MAN cannot understand what is happening as his latest bout of sexual intercourse extends into its tenth minute.
Tom Booker’s initial enthusiasm for sex has given way to confusion as his girlfriend appears to have enough stamina for their lovemaking to carry on beyond his familiar three to eight minute routine.
Booker said: “Don’t get me wrong, I like a good time as much as the next man. I’m just not sure where she’s going with this.
“We’ve already done a bit of hand stuff, and I even used my mouth for a few seconds before we stumbled into the missionary position for some awkward rutting. What more could she possibly want? Not anal, surely?
“Maybe this is some exotic new sex technique she read about in one of her glossy women’s magazines. I’m open to being a bit experimental every now and then, but maybe we should leave the tantric stuff to the experts like Sting.
“Not being funny but I was done minutes ago. I don’t mind treating her to an extra few seconds of pleasure, however I’m keenly aware that time is ticking on. The shops will be closing in about 10 hours so we can’t stay in bed all day.”
Booker’s girlfriend Nikki Hollis said: “I’m so close. Another 45 minutes and that’ll be enough foreplay for me and we can move on to proper sex.”
