A MAN has embarked upon an extramarital liaison with no more hesitation than a Labrador catching a sausage, friends have reported.
Tom Logan, aged 35, married only four years ago but responded to flirtatious advances from a friend’s sister as if he had spent that entire period poised and ready for the starting gun.
He said: “Problem pages – written by women – would have you believe infidelity is the result of a marriage’s rough patches, or a weak moment on a drunken night out. Not so.
“In fact I was on the lookout for an idle chance during the honeymoon. Every stag do, conference or trip to the dry-cleaners I’m on the prowl. Guilt? Frankly I’m ashamed that it’s taken this long.
“Don’t believe those who claim they’re wracked with guilt. It’s a way to humblebrag they’re getting some and tell other women they’re up for it. Might try it at the gym this week.
“Yes, there may be consequences but you only deal with a house on fire once it’s on fire, don’t you? I will feel bad at some point, probably when it’s over. Or definitely if the wife finds out.”
Grace Wood-Morris, who Logan is having adulterous sex with, said: “I’ll be honest, I’d priced in a whole back-and-forth period where I play the seductive temptress I was looking forward to. I’d end it if I didn’t think he’d be fine with that.”
