PARENTS of a newborn baby keep posting images of it on social media even though it is incredibly ugly.
Friends and family of Joanne and Ryan Whittaker are pleased for the couple, but have confirmed that the baby looks horrible.
Cousin Sophie Rodriguez said: “Both parents are fine looking people but sometimes you can end up with something worse than the sum of its parts, as is the case for poor little Oliver.
“For example, strawberry jam and mayonnaise are both individually great. But if you mix them together you create something monstrous.
“No doubt he’ll turn out fine in the end. Or not. I just have to remember to brace myself every time I open Instagram.”
Joanne Whittaker said: “Oliver currently looks like Toby Jones in Sherlock but it’s funny watching our friends trying to say nice things about him.”
