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Six thoughtful, sensitive break-up texts that definitely aren't AI generated

BREAKING up is hard to do, and it would be wrong to outsource it to a Large Language Model like all other hard work. That’s why all of these are human and genuine: 

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How to find out everything that's wrong with your friend by going on holiday with her

YOU’VE seen her hungover. You’ve seen her cry over a situationship. You’ve even seen her attempt to reverse park. Now, for a nightmare week in Marbella, you meet the real her: 

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