Subscribe

Giant Laser Used To Draw Cock On The Moon

SCIENTISTS who invented the world's most powerful laser have used it to draw a giant penis on the front of the moon. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

MI5 Agents Demand Pay Increase

BRITAIN'S spies are demanding a 25% pay increase to prevent their wives having to work as whores.

Checking article access…

Next story ›