Rudd can’t understand why internet won’t do as it’s told

THE home secretary has admitted she cannot see why the man who runs the internet will not just delete all the bits she finds offensive. 

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Big horny spiders are having sex all over your house

SPIDERS are shagging in your house right now and there is nothing you can do about it.

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