Science less than a decade away from fully operational printer

SCIENTISTS will soon develop a home printing machine that is not an absolute pain in the arse, it has been claimed.

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How is Trump planning to be a dick in the UK?

IT’S rare for Donald Trump to go anywhere without being a dick in some way, so what has he got planned for his stay in Britain? Here is his ‘being a dick’ itinerary.

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