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Scientists dare each other to poke mystery roadkill animal with stick

THE decomposing corpse of a mystery creature is likely to remain unidentified after experts refused to go anywhere near it.

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Middle class to take looting lessons

THOUSANDS of middle class people worried about job security have signed up for a two week course in looting.

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