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Your ex, his hot new girlfriend and the others who should be banned from social media

AUSTRALIAN teens are the first demographic to be banned from social media, but they shouldn’t be the last. These six have no right to intrude on your evening doomscroll: 

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Hold My Hand, and five other songs you'll hate forever because they were in adverts

YOU quite liked it. Then it was in an advert, and 200+ involuntary listens curdled that into hate. These are the songs you can no longer hear without your mind adding the relevant slogan:

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