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Alcohol is laziest and best birthday present

ALCOHOL remains the laziest possible birthday gift that is sincerely appreciated.

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New X-Files investigates its own cancellation

THE new series of The X-Files begins by investigating the mysterious reason the show was taken off air in 2002, it has emerged.

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