RAGING alcoholic Tom Logan celebrates Oktoberfest every day in his flat, he has claimed.
49-year-old Logan enjoys beers from around the world in the celebratory atmosphere of his bedsit, with traditional entertainment from the television.
Logan said: You dont need to be in a big Bavarian tent with crowds, buxom barmaids and lederhosen to enjoy the worlds biggest festival of binge drinking. The best party is the one in your mind.
My Oktoberfest happens at home, with just me there, and for twelve months a year instead of one.
I used to vary the beer selection although now its focused on strong budget lager which has a great fizzy taste.
Sometimes I cry uncontrollably for a bit but generally it is great.
Logan admitted that this years Oktoberfest budget was particularly tight after he was sacked from his job and his wife divorced him.
It hasnt affected the vibe though. Im still up all night, drinking and eating the sausages which are my only source of nutrients, until the neighbours bang on the ceiling.
Even then I quite often tell them to fuck off. They’re just jealous.”