Anti-materialism rant written on brand new iPhone

A FACEBOOK user has written an impassioned rant against the evils of materialism on his brand new iPhone 7.

Tom Booker, 31, wrote: “We’ve all been brainwashed by consumerism, perpetuated by evil corporations who are destroying our planet and robbing us of our freedoms.

“I’ve posted a link to my podcast on the subject, but you’ll need to listen at home, because the iPhone 7 doesn’t have a headphone jack.

“Unless you have Bluetooth headphones like I do.”

Friend Mary Fisher said: “Tom doesn’t believe in material wealth, so much so that he actually confiscated my HD TV.

“He’s even set up a club for anti-materialism activists. They meet on Wednesdays in Starbucks.”