DO you live in fear of people finding out you are quite immature and just putting on a facade of being a proper grown-up with kids and stuff? Take our test and find out.
How do you feel each day at work?
A. Professional and focused on business goals.
B. In a permanent state of terror that someone that will realise you don’t understand half of what you’re doing and will tell you off like a teacher and make you cry.
What are you reading at the moment?
A. A novel recommended by the Guardian.
B. A novel recommended by the Guardian but frankly it is dull as fuck and you’d rather be reading a ridiculous ‘alternate universe’ graphic novel in which Batman is Hitler’s second-in-command and Harley Quinn is a British agent.
When spending time with your family in your suburban home, what goes through your mind?
A. A feeling of contentment and how lucky you are.
B. The question ‘HOW THE FUCKING HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?’ and a surreal feeling that you might wake up at any second back at university.
How would you describe your wedding day?
A. The happiest day of your life.
B. The terrible day your dreams of reforming your old band The Oblivion Gypsies and becoming the next Jimi Hendrix were smashed into a million tiny pieces.
Would you ever consider having an affair?
A. No, I couldn’t do that to my family.
B. Yes, if it was with Ripley, Xena or – obviously – Princess Leia.
Mostly As. Well done, you are a proper adult. Making dreary small talk about personal finance at garden parties holds no fear for you.
Mostly Bs. You are deeply immature. This is unlikely to change so just go deeper ‘under cover’ by buying some uncool M&S trainers.