BRITONS have confirmed that four days of work per week is the most they can be expected to cope with.
Workers across the country have been hit with the terrifying realisation that they will be expected to work all five days of next week, causing widespread panic.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “It’s like something from a Dickens novel.
“There must be some way out of this. Surely we get Monday off for the feast day of Pachomius the Great and I’m pretty sure Tuesday is Constitution Day in Micronesia.”
Britain has fewer public holidays than other European countries such as Italy and Spain where Catholic festivals are observed and France where people only work if they really feel like it.
Jane Thomson, from Stevenage, added: “I’m considering going on strike, but I’m not sure it counts if it’s just one person. I think that’s just called not going to work.”