BRITAIN has welcomed Alastair Campbells apology for destroying journalism.
Writing in the Guardian, Tony Blairs former spin doctor described how Britains media have been systematically vandalised by a small number of nauseatingly vile characters.
Campbell lambasted people who engage in distortion and manipulation in what experts confirmed was a heroic admission of guilt, typical of the man who helped create the Iraq war out of thin air.
Media analyst Julian Cook said: “He didnt mention himself by name, because he didnt have to.
“Alastair has enough respect for our collective intelligence to not point out the obvious. Which makes the apology all the more gracious.
“He knows that we know that he is one of the most appalling things to happen to British journalism. So we can all take that as read and focus – as Alastair so rightly suggests – on the things that actually matter.
“And that is – as Alastair explains so elegantly – that the British public has been serially abused by devious bastards eager to manipulate us for their own commercial or political advantage.
“What Alastair is basically saying is, I hate what Murdoch, Dacre and myself have done to journalism. We are hollow-eyed demons from the fetid bowels of hell’.”
Cook added: “He is a humble, self-deprecating man who is nevertheless imbued with great wisdom.”
