Clowns confirm they are evil

CLOWNS have spoken out to confirm their malice and wickedness.

Amid renewed debate over whether fictional portrayals of clowns are ‘unfair’, clowns stressed that they are all pure evil.

Clown Julian Cook said: “I strongly condemn any suggestion that we have entertainment value.

“We are painted demons and we will eat your soul.”

Creepy harlequin thing Mary Fisher said: “You should fear us.”

She added: “Come here little one, I have a balloon dog for you, see how pretty it is.”