Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough, says Angel of the North
THE Angel of the North has challenged statue topplers to plant it right f**king there if they have a f**king problem.
The Antony Gormley sculpture in Gateshead, which is 66ft tall with a 177ft wingspan, has informed protesters that they will get the hiding of a lifetime if they try.
It continued: “Come on. I’m f**king waiting.
“Don’t get this wrong. I’m down with the cause. But if you’re coming for us massive public erections, I’m ready.
“Man up and take on a real bloody landmark. I’ll hammer you wankers into the ground like tentpegs. 600 tonnes of concrete. 200 tonnes of steel. Bring it.”
The sculpture then goaded Britain by flapping its wings like a chicken and making a loud clucking noise.