THE people buying and eating dairy-free cheese need to give it up, it has been confirmed.
The soybean-derived cheese does not taste, smell, or share production methods with cheese, meaning that its similarity to cheese begins and ends with the word ‘cheese’ on the packaging.
Vegan Mary Fisher said: “It’s fucking disgusting.
“I mean, why call it cheese when its single selling point is that it isn’t cheese and doesn’t have anything to do with cheese?
“I don’t want to be cruel to animals but I don’t want to mock them either, and I’m pretty sure that cows would feel hurt if they found out about this.”
Dairy-free cheese manufacturer Roy Hobbs said: “I know, I know.
“I’m so ashamed.”