THE newly-completed Crossrail tunnel across London already carries a whiff of urine.
Workman Stephen Malley said: “Yesterday it was 26 miles of unspoilt, untouched concrete, like something from a Kraftwerk music video.
“We’ve arrived this morning and it stinks of piss. Also someone’s done a massive graffiti skull on one of the stairwells.
“And there’s a decaying Hovis loaf, some broken bottles and shitloads of rats.”
He added: “I hope to move out of London soon.”
Tom Booker of Slough said: “Great that it’s being properly urbanised, so I can continue to feel edgy while commuting to my job in publishing.
“I do hope they let them have a go at the trains too. I don’t buy a £2,500-a-year season ticket to sit on an unslashed seat.”