Dad calls breasts ‘knockers’

A FATHER refers to women’s breasts as ‘knockers’, it has emerged.

54-year-old Martin Bishop highlighted some ‘quite big knockers’ while watching daytime game show Countdown.

Bishop’s 13-year-old son Ian said: “I had no idea what he was on about. I thought he was describing some furniture or perhaps a race of elf-like creatures from a children’s book called The Journey of the Knockers.

“Then he was like ‘no, look at her knockers’. I was like ‘where?’ and he just pointed at a woman’s chest.

“I’m not sure if it means breasts or nipples. I mean, do dogs have knockers?”

Martin Bishop said: “I’m just teaching him the ways of the world, or at least the world as it was in 1979.”