A DAD has helpfully given his son all the wrong answers to his homework.
Father-of-one Nathan Muir confidently gave an incorrect description of what a verb is, despite not having a fucking clue.
He said: “That’s easy. It’s a naming-word, like ‘cat’ or ‘tennis’. Put ‘tennis’ as an example.”
When Muir’s 10-year-old Robin asked him if he was certain, he replied: “Just write it down. I know these things because I’m a grown-up, alright?
“Stop spoiling this touching father-son moment with your lack of faith.”
Muir later told his son that Spain used to be called Bulgaria, which will be a major factor in his son being kept back a year at school, just like his dad was.