Friday, 6th December 2019

Dads confirm now is perfect time to buy a winter coat

DADS have confirmed that now is the perfect time to buy a winter coat as you would probably get it cheap and the arrival of winter is inevitable.

Martin Bishop, 64, told his son Tom to go out and find a nice winter coat as he could get a significant discount and then 'just put it in the cupboard for a couple of months'.

Tom Bishop said: “In a lot of ways he's right. But I can't be arsed going out to buy a winter coat while the weather is really nice. It's typical of my generation.”

Martin Bishop added: “I told him 'save yourself a few quid and you won't even have to look at it until October'.

“I don't why I bother. F*cking idiot.