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Eight phrases men use to describe ejaculation that are just lovely

THE male climax, an enduring obsession of men from adolescence to senescence, is described by them in such lyrical, poetic and respectful ways. Here are a few:

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Baffling, surreal sequence of random, unrelated and bizarre images turns out to be perfume ad

A PUZZLING parade of strange and terrifying non sequiturs interrupting a television broadcast has turned out in the final shot to be an advert for perfume.

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