BRITONS do not need to go to a nightclub to take drugs, it has been confirmed.
Following the closure of London nightclub Fabric, Britons explained that their ability to take drugs in their front rooms remained unaffected.
House owner Tom Logan said: “I don’t like going to clubs, but like everyone else I know I do like taking recreational drugs.
“I’m not sure what the local council can do about that. Take away my license to live in a house?”
Meanwhile dance music fans fear that the closure of venues could force them to go to illegal raves where it is freezing and the music is played by gurning 16-year-olds.
Rave fan Emma Bradford said: “The danger with free parties is that you have to keep your coat on all night, you always have to stay for about three days because you either lose your car keys or the person parked behind you loses theirs.
“To be honest going to clubs is a bit of a nightmare too. I’d rather just save money and take drugs at home where my bed is just up the stairs and nobody can throw me out for being too wasted.”