A MAN sitting in a cafe without looking at any sort of screen has been condemned as a freakish misfit.
Onlookers described how 36-year-old Julian Cook was just staring out of a window, presumably because he is a total weirdo.
Passerby Mary Fisher said: “His face was pointed at the street rather than being angled down to look at a phone or laptop.
“It was eerie. He was just looking at things, or perhaps even thinking. Probably about doing some horrible crime.”
Fellow customer Wayne Hayes said: “My initial reaction towards him was a strong feeling of hostility, which is the reasonable way to respond to anyone slightly outside the norm.
“But then I thought, he probably isn’t looking at a phone because he can’t afford one, or he’s just got some shitty old Samsung that he’s ashamed to pull out in public.
“Why else would he want to miss out on social media? There’s so much great stuff on it.
“Still, at least he’s not reading a book. That would be too fucked up.”